The first manmade fart was made by Caveman 2932981 in the year 2300 B.C. He belonged to the Poopi Tribe, which was comprised of mostly herbalists. One day (exact date unknown) Caveman 2932981 stumbled upon an odd looking fern brown in color. This fern was Fartilius Expulsionus.

The Poopi Tribe was so happy with their discovery that they started rubbing the fern on their hairy buttcracks and started to eat the fern. A few hours later, the cavemen giggled as funny noises emitted from their butts. They called this noise a fart because it sounded funny.

Almost 2000 years later in an iceage, cavemen evolved even more and started to write the word "fart" on cave walls.